I define myself as uninhibited, liberal, analytic, quirky, goofy, geeky, playful, compassionate, empathetic, eclectic, and fun. My internal monologue must have a short. I have a stupid routine that keeps me sane and a wonderful dog that drives me crazy. I have a junk drawer that is out of control and a tool bag that is overly organized. I am slightly addicted to the internet. I cook my favorite childhood foods when I'm sad. I like "As Seen on TV" stuff, but I'm too embarrassed to actually own it. I rarely raise my voice, and when I do, it's while I'm driving.I'm opposed to stupidity, but I am a proponent of duct tape.